Hello, guys and gals! My name is Shannon and this is my blog. My mind is, well, a bit warped and I tend to use some not-so-lady-like words, so if you have sensitive ears or thin skin, you may want to look away. Now. If you do stay, you may need to put on your big girl panties (or, big boy underpants, I guess…) I am going semi-anon for this, since the hubby has a reputation to uphold. Me, not so much… I have used a few nicknames to protect the innocent.
Apart from being a foul-mouthed, smart ass, semi-alky, I am a stay-at-home mom to three… A too-smart four year old little girl, an extremely rough and tumble, dirt under his nails two year old little guy and a brand new bouncing baby boy. I have an amazing and hilarious husband and a great life. I am an artist and a decorator, but haven’t really done much in the way of making money with either in the past four years. Now, I mostly do consultations for friends. For free. And, not many of them… I certainly have no time to produce any art, either! Mommy-ing takes up all of my time and I’m just fine with that. I’ve wanted to be a SAHM my whole life. Seriously. When I was little, I couldn’t wait to grow up so that I could be a mommy. So, here I am… (After years of fertility drugs, treatments and two in-vitros… And now one little ‘oops!’ after all that… Needless to say, we’ll be taking birth control a lot more seriously from now on!) At home with three beautiful, smart, sassy little kids! Enjoying every second of it, but going crazy! 🙂
(Okay, I got brave… That’s me with Laura… I’m the blonde with the squinty eyes, and that’s Laura on the left.)