Feeds:
Posts
Comments

Archive for August, 2009

And Speaking of Pee…

Just to give you an idea of how terribly my bladder is functioning, I went to Labor & Delivery last night because they wanted to make sure that I wasn’t leaking amniotic fluid because I’ve had so much wetness.  Niiiiice.  Especially when you have to lay there pantsless for three hours hooked up to all these monitors, just for them to tell you that you pissed yourself…

Oh, the joys of pregnancy. 

Where’s my countdown to booze ticker…

Advertisements

Read Full Post »

It’s Been Confirmed…

The Mister just said, with an awful grimace, that I smell like pee… 

(Please see number 2o of the Random Crap post.)

Read Full Post »

That Belly…

Is a 25 week belly.  And I’m not officially 25 weeks until Saturday.  Seriously.  Just so’s ya know.  I’m like freak-show big.  I could seriously be a circus freak…

Read Full Post »

I Need Chocolate…

And coconut pie.  And banana pudding with lots of vanilla wafers…  Ooooh, and some hot fries.  Hot fries would be dayum good.

That is all.

IMG_0698

Read Full Post »

Um… Not So Sure…

If I’ll be buying this for Avery…

That’s just weird to me…  And for the record, I don’t like those baby dolls that poop and pee, either…  It doesn’t matter how natural breastfeeding and going potty are, that’s just fucking strange, no?

Read Full Post »