Henry is a boy. He’s a boy in every sense of the word. He loves trucks, trains, tools, hitting people, playing in the dirt, picking up rocks, and most of all, he loves his penis.
He loves to tug on it, play with it and put toys on it. Yes, you read that right. He’ll put any toy on it, put it between toys, or put it inside of toys… He’ll gallop a pony across it, put it on his dinosaur’s head, *booden*booden* his little cars over it… You get my drift. But his favorite thing to do is to cover it up with toy teapots and cups and the like. That’s his favorite.
We were at the G’s last weekend and Henry put one of Sophie’s teapots on it. (Don’t worry, I washed it.) So, Dr. G made “I’m a little teapot…” his new theme song…
We’re going to have a time with this boy.
Here’s what he looks most of the time:
Soooo not kidding.