I blew the category away… About like Shaun White did in the snowboarding half-pipe last night…
Are you ready for this?
I don’t think you are…
Wait for it… Wait for it…
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Okay… Ready?
I went out in public with my pants on backwards.
Let that sink in for a moment….
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Yes. I went out in public with my pants on backwards. Read that sentence again and visualize it… Who does that?!?! (Except maybe Mema. She’s taking to eating everything with a spoon these days, by the way… Hamburger? Eat it with a spoon… Crackers? Try to pick them up and eat the crumbly mess with a spoon… Sandwich? No problem, dig a whole in the middle of it with a spoon…) At least they were pull on pants. If they had had a zipper, that’d be seriously messed up.
I kept thinking all morning they felt funny… Got home, walked by the mirror to check out my unusually large ass and saw front pockets. They’re jeans (maternity, still….,) so they have very defined pockets. When I lifted up my shirt to check out the front, with a “What the????” expression on my face, there were the back pockets. It was a nice look.
I’m retarded.
P.S. And for some good reads, and a blast from Where Is My Mind past, here are some more Mema stories for ya. Enjoy. Be sure to click the link in the body of this entry as well. Bless her heart. She’s really bad now. It’s amazing how fast her dementia has progressed. Even her doctor says that he’s never seen a patient go down hill so quickly. It’s hard to imagine that next month, she may not have a clue who I am.
Shannie, you need to document these events with photographs. Teach that little chunk of a baby to use the camera phone now!
Oh my….ok I have never done that one but I have done some pretty dumbass shit too!
Forgot the Meme stories. It’s been awhile.
I wear shirts wrong side out all of the time. And I didn’t just give birth. But for real. All of the time. Wrong side out.
WTF kind of pants can be put on backwards and you not notice!?!?
You kill me…LOL
you might be starting a new trend in the mamahood. If men and boys can wear girl pants, why can’t we women wear them backwards. Sophie likes to do just that so that she can see the designs on the back pockets…
That’s hilarious. Totally something I’d do.
Fucking awesome.
Thanks for the laugh.
At your expense, but hey, YOU blogged about it, so ….
HAHAHAHAHA!! On YOU!!!
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The ONLY way that this story could get any better is if there were pictures. You are a RIOT and I adore you, friend – pants on backwards, frontwards, sideways, no pants – don’t care, just love ya.
Love it. You can keep blaming baby brain for at least a year. AT LEAST!!!! I’m still milking it to the hilt.
Pictures definitely would have enhanced the story. So remember that the next time you wear your pants backwards. K?
Oh my freaking GAWD that was funny! I laugh every time one of my kids has their pants on backwards but you blew them away.
Classic!!!! Fuckin Classic!!!!!