Although, it probably won’t be much of an Early Release Day. The Mister is on a mission to get all the Easter basket and egg hunt stuff this afternoon… That’s okay. I don’t have to get out and do it. We’re still in our pajamas. No joke.
AND, that SHIT ASS cable company truck has been in front of my house for an hour. So far, I haven’t lost cable or internet, but I’m betting it’ll be any second… five… four… three… two… one…
Hmmm… Well, I’m still here.
Anyway, I had big plans for today. (Had being the key word there.) Big plans that didn’t include getting dressed or leaving the house that is… I was going to do my Friday Search Term Fun post, but haven’t. I just don’t have it in me. Plus, I’ve really been thinking I’d have no internetz… It’s pretty much all the same from last week, lots of saggy tits, exploding boobs and shit stuff… But, with a few bizarre additions…
dear mom i got stab in the bathroom, what the hell? Do I even want to know? No. No, I’m sure I do not.
pregnant fart, which I fail to see how is different from a regular one… And we all know I don’t say the “f-word.”
ass surgery for easy fucking, and I have no comment for that…
I also was planning on starting the First Annual Where Is My Mind Blogiversary Giveaway today. Eh. You see I didn’t do that, either. Oh well… I’ll do it Monday, and it’ll work better that way. Who starts a Giveaway on Friday, anyway? (Actually, I have no idea when people do Giveaways… I’m a total Giveaway Virgin. *bats eyelashes and looks up in demure fashion*) So, Monday through Sunday it will be. We’ve got some kick ass rewards, too, that I think you guys will totally love. Nothing’s too good for my peeps.
So, Happy ERD! Drink up and think of me. Today, I’m sipping on some caffeine free Coke. Cheers!
ETA: If you followed the linky in the ‘I don’t say the ‘f-word” reference, then please do note number one in that meme… Oh, the irony!