Are you aware that this week is Spring Break here in our town? I’m sure that some of you have kids of your own that go to school in our city/county… Please know that the past two weeks of continuous cable and internet interruptions has been a major pain in my ass. Especially this week, since this week is Spring Break. Break for the kids, notsomuch for the parents… And this is really true with.no.fucking.Noggin., my annoying, heartless friends.
What is a queasy, newly pregnant lady to do with her kids during the day, while she lays on the couch moaning and groaning, besides put them in front of the t.v., I ask you? If you have any ideas, feel free to let me know.
I’m seriously about to hunt somebody’s ass down the next time I see one of your trucks outside. Please warn your cable guys that if they see a crazy woman, in her dirty pajamas, with greasy hair, and drool dried on the side of her mouth running at them with a butcher knife, they best leave their equipment where it is and hustle. I mean business.
And let’s now discuss the internet… Having no t.v is bad enough, but then throw the internet in there, too, and I really want to kill someone. Seriously. That’s mommy’s break. You really are trying to drive me crazy, aren’t you? I don’t need much help, thank you very much.
I would imagine that out of the past 14 days, we’ve had cable and the internet go down at least 12 of them. And we didn’t have it for two entire days this week. TWO WHOLE DAYS. Yes… That is correct.
This is not a good week to be “fixing” the lines. Okay? And you don’t seem to be fixing them at all, if they keep going down. Daily. Why can’t you just repair it already? Don’t stand around out there chit-chatting, fix it. And stop smiling and waving at me when I glare at you. Bastards.
Get your heads out of your asses, get my damn cable and internet fixed, and tell your men to watch their backs. I cannot be held responsible for any lost appendages or stab wounds, k?
A very aggravated, newly pregnant, nauseated, narcoleptic mom with two small kids at home. On Spring Break. With no t.v. Or internet. On Spring Break. Bastards.