Could you please ask Jasper to come by and calm my kids down? I’d greatly appreciate it. Also, if you could ask Alice to look into the future and tell the Mister that it means absolutely nothing that Henry enjoys wearing tu-tus and princess shoes, I’d be forever in your debt. (And we could mean literally, if you like…)
And while we are at it… Don’t you think you could learn to love a blonde? Please?
P.S. See how good we are together? Blondes really do look better on you.