This fricking fracking blog… I swear. I just keep adding to my stress by disappointing! No posts for days… Dumb, boring posts when you do get one… I better get on the ball. Or else.
I hereby vow to you, my faithful readers, to be a better blogger in the New Year. To re-establish my relationship with my computer. To remember what it felt like to have to get a blog entry up twice a day… (Hell, I’d take once a day now.) To have the dedication and the want to make it happen. I vow these things to you, oh bloggy friends.
Help hold me to them. Help me remember what it feels like to be a part of this little kick ass blogging community we have here. Okay? Okay? I don’t want to lose that. I don’t want it to slip away… Damn you crackhead computer! Sorry, sorry… I know you got help. I’m working on the guilt and blame… I’m trying. I know you didn’t mean it. Mother fucker.
If you don’t hold me to it and help me out, I’ll track all your ip addresses and come kick your sorry asses. Or maybe not kick your asses… Maybe bring a bottle of liquor and get you drunk and woo you back into being my friend. How’s that?
Love to you all. Happy Holidays!
ETA: You realize this gives me a loophole of roughly 8 days, now that it’s almost midnight, right? I will totally try not to slack too much more in those 8 days. But, I do promise to kick some major blog ass in the New Year. So, if you choose to skip out on me during my 8 day free pass, fine… But, do be sure to check back on the 1st. It’ll be good. Damn good.