Okay, can you guys help me out of my slump? I don’t want to jinx it, but the computer kicked the crack, so technically I’ve been able to blog… But, I’ve had writer’s block. In a big, big way. Give me some prompts, ask me some questions, help get me back into the blogging spirit. I miss it and there’s a big empty place where you guys should be. Seriously.
I told the Mister just now that I’ve hardly blogged in three weeks and he said “What??? You’ve had a huge party, Halloween has come and gone AND you went to Steeplechase last weekend!” Like all these activities are supposed to magically take the form of an entertaining story for you guys to enjoy. And normally they would.
My brain has been fried lately. I’ve been tired, out of sorts and just not myself. Maybe I haven’t been drinking enough… I don’t know. Don’t laugh at this, but I seriously made the Mister buy me a pregnancy test on his way home. Just to see… So that I could blame it all on something… (For those of you that don’t know just how crazy and impossible that is, I have two beautiful in-vitro babies, take my Yaz very seriously AND rarely have sex. He said he was also going to buy a paternity test for me to take afterwards… And before you say poor Mister, some of you will be happy to know he has gotten a few of what his life’s been missing lately. SO, he shouldn’t complain too goddamn much.)
What the hell is wrong with me??? Does everyone go through this??? Do all blogs have ups and downs? Help a sista out, folks. Please, I’m begging. I’ll send you a prize. I’m sure it will be booze.
P.S. The test was negative. Of course. I’m going back to my theory that I haven’t been drinking enough.