Friday Search Term Fun On Wednesday…

Since I missed last week’s Search Term Fun while I was drinking margaritas at the beach, I thought I’d go ahead and do it today…  And, since I’m helpful like that, here’s a link to our last entry… 

And, here they are:

my pees hurtses, what do i do? (Gollum?  Is that you?)

dips for beer (Beer goes with anything…  Seriously.)

why crave grease after alcohol (Because your body is calling out to you to eat fattening greasy shit to absorb some of that alcohol.  Geeze, people, how many times will we go over this???)

grease absorb alcohol (Okay, I give up.  Novices.)

“yes i would if only could” (I don’t think many got my Simon and Garfunkel reference with the “I’d rather be a boobie than a nail…”  I gave myself a chuckle, at least.)

japanese rape game shows (That’s it, I’m searching for this myself to see if it really exists…  This shows up daily, people.  Daily.  Damn Japanese and their fucked up gameshows…)

fat sister grosses me out (Ummm, okay.  Jackass.  And why did this bring you to my blog?)

henry houdini (17 searches for this!  Go Baby Damien!)

love migraine (Huh?)

erd beer (Go me with my ERD Beers!  Maybe I can coin a new term…  Like Rachel Ray and her EVOO..)

nester interior design (Nester I am not.  Designer, yes.  Family friendly blog, no, definitely not.)

not just no (But, HELL NO!)

skinnybitch pregnant lactating (I’m not one to judge about a fetish, my own son has one, but I don’t get this one…  Grown men wanting to nurse???  Hey, whatever…  More power to ya.  I guess…  But if the Mister came at my lactating breasts with his lips puckered, I think he’d have some sore nuts.)

damien baby (Yep, that’s my boy.)

“princess avery” (Yep, that’s my girl.)

worcestershire cheddar mayo cheese toast (Sounds, oh so delish…  I’m sure it pairs well with beer.  Seriously, wtf???  Someone would eat that hideous sounding concoction?  Maybe it’s good with fresh breastmilk.)

baby henry blog (Who was it that was starting a fan club for him?  The little tittie twisting Damien baby is getting pretty popular!  Go, Henry…  Go, Henry…  Go, Henry…)

“model sues plastic” (Surgeon…  Plastic surgeon.  That was pretty damn funny.)

kristy yum (Kristy, they think you taste good…  Must be all that spicy cajun food and Coors Light…)

more ass please (There’s some disappointed teenage boy out there that was NOT looking for this blog…)

i smoke and don’t want to annoy the neig (The rest was cut off, but I’m going to assume neighbors was the rest of the last word…  But, I don’t have an answer…  Maybe what you do in the privacy of your own home shouldn’t be of the neighbor’s concern???  I have nosy neighbors.  I TRY to annoy them.  Do you think smoking would work? What if it’s pot?  That’d probably work better than cigarettes, don’t you think?  Maybe I should test that out and report back.)

photo damien’s scalp with 666 (I’ll search through his hair really well and take a pic for you.  I’m sure it’s there.)

is there anything you can do about a nos (I’m going to assume the rest of that question is nosy neighbor…  You can write them letters on your blog that they’ll never see, which actually does little to help other than make you feel better, or  you can actually confront them and tell them to MYOB.  They do make excellent blog fodder, though…  Or try smoking.)

There you have it…  Some of the more interesting search terms for the week…  There’s some messed up shit there…  Seriously messed up.  But, no assasses, moose knuckles or pervy pantie searches this week…  I guess I’m just that blog.  The messed up, random crap blog.  Hey, I’ll take it.

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