Someone *ahem* outed my blog… I’m not mad (just a tad bit aggrabated, as Avery says, but only a little… just kidding… it’s okay, but I do have to poke fun with a blog entry.)
SO, Mother-in-Law, if you happen to decide to read the blog, after my warnings of R-rated content and mention of blowjobs (or lack of,) don’t be too shocked! I told you!!!!!! It’s raunchy! Not something you want to share with the rest of the fam. Definitely not for dear old Cousin Eleanor to read thinking she’s getting a sweet little family update… She might just have a heart attack instead. We don’t want to kill anyone.
(Oh and ftr, folks, I had mentioned it to my mil before, so she wasn’t completely clueless… She just didn’t know what a blog was previously and really didn’t think much about it, I guess.)
Anyway, just a warning to any family that finds this blog… You are mostly all subject to being made fun of, if you deserve it, so don’t get your panties in a wad, k? And, if you do get made fun of, especially if you deserve it, and it pisses you off, I.don’t.care, k? (This is pretty much just directed to the assholes and asinine members… You know who you are.)
Glad we cleared this up. Next time anyone wants to out me, be prepared to be made fun of in a blog entry dedicated just to you… K? Thanks.
(And, Someone, I’m really not mad… I promise!)