My mom just called me and asked me what a “skank” looks like. Umm… Well, maybe booty-shorts, lots of eyeshadow and ankle boots? Or perhaps, a skin-tight halter top, big hair, super low cut flare bottomed pants with hot written out in sequins on her butt, and her thong showing? I don’t know… I gave her a couple more examples. She got really quiet and said “Oh. So, it’s not a lizard?”
I seriously had a hard time recovering… She told several people in her office that the lizard on the window was a “skank.” I’m still cracking up over it.
“Hey! Look everyone, there’s a skank outside my window!” “What? Where??? All I see is this stupid lizard!”
A skink mom, it’s a SKINK.