Today I ate lunch with the ladies at a big ole house full of country cookin’ goodness… I had fried chicken, turnip greens, black eyed peas with chow chow, pole beans, fried green tomatoes, fried apples, brunswick stew, salad, rolls and six layer chocolate cake… And washed it all down with two or three enormous glasses of sweet tea…
Then, we went to Chili’s tonight for dinner… We ordered southwestern eggrolls as an appetizer, and then I ate an entire order of fajitas. And, washed it all down with a couple of beers.
How in the hell can one person, much less a person of only 5’2″, hold that much damn food???? I’m miserable as hell right now. I had to have beaten some record somewhere for the most food ingested in an eight hour period. But, once you’ve eaten a certain amount, why not just say what the hell and keep eating? Know what I mean? If you are going to splurge, might as well make it a damn good splurge.
Oh well, I enjoyed it immensely… I’ll worry about the five extra pounds I packed on when I put Operation Skinny Bitch back into action… After I get back from Savannah Thursday… (I plan on eating my weight in seafood while there. Daily.) Oh wait, that’s my birthday… Well, I know I’ll eat, drink and be merry Thursday night. So, maybe Friday. Oh, but then it’s Henry’s birthday Saturday… We have tons of company coming and there will be lots of food and cake and homemade ice cream to be had… All weekend.
Shit. I guess, I’ll just sin, sin, sin until Monday week. THEN I’ll start my diet back.