Avery was crawling on the Mister, as she always does, and I’m on the phone with the mother-in-law… I hear him say “Hey! Watch the family jewels!” Avery asks, “What are the family jewels?” The Mister says, of course, “Ask your mother.” Thanks…..
I laugh and tell my mother-in-law this, and she says “FAMILY JEWELS! HA! What family jewels?!?!” Ummm, not literal family jewels, woman… (Why? Are you hiding some that we don’t know about somewhere?? If you are, I hope they’re big ones…) I had to explain to my mother-in-law that he was referring to his, um, package… (I actually said “privates.”) It took her a minute to get… And, she didn’t seem to think it was too funny. (However, I’m still not 100% sure that she really ever got it…)
ETA: This happened yesterday… The Mister said this morning that Avery was crawling on him and said “Daddy, where are your jewels? I don’t want to squish them.”