Did it ever occur to you that not everyone has the same standards of cleanliness as you? And, that that’s okay? Because I have a newsflash for you… It really is okay. You need not worry yourself with what kind of mop I use and if it really cleans my grout well enough. Or, if there are some spiderwebs on the front porch. Or, if there is a bit of dust on that lampshade. Get over yourself. If I don’t care, then why should you? I’m not going to mop under the table after every round of bunko like you do. (FYI: there are twelve fucking rounds…) Your opinions do not matter here. So, please do not show up unexpectedly and try to peer into my house anymore. I am not extending an invitation, so you can just stop. Go terrorize your own family.
Thanks so much,
Your “Lazy” Neighbor