I am seriously about to throw every bit of the easter candy in the trash. She hasn’t had much candy in her little life, but since we stupidly let her eat ten thousand fucking pieces yesterday, she thinks that all she should have. Umm, NO. She’s hyper enough without it… I think I’ll gradually start tossing it and make her think she’s eaten it all. Of course, after I pull out the good stuff for me… Oh wait… SHIT. I can’t… I started a diet today… Daaaaamn it.
ETA: I kid you not, as soon as I hit publish on this post, I went to check on her because she was in her playroom with the door shut… Guess what I found?!?!? Her face covered in chocolate with her easter basket on the floor in front of her, candy wrappers everywhere. I took it away from her a little while ago (for the second time) and put it up very high. No clue how she got it, or how she got it without me seeing. But, she had it. And, it is missing tons of candy. It’s half empty now. At least a few pieces didn’t make it in her belly… They’re smooshed into carpet. Ooooh, it’s really going in the trash now. The child will be bouncing off the walls shortly. Ahhhh…..
Edited AGAIN: Here is the evidence:
Now, let me go scrub chocolate out of the carpet…