The Mister came in from Jacksonville at 6:52, I handed over the kids and was out the door at 6:54 headed to tennis practice. It was a great practice and I didn’t get home until 10:00. I did, however, stupidly step on a ball and fell right on my damn knee cap. I’m lucky I didn’t break it. I am going to be very sore today…
Okay, so question for you…. Why in the hell would you play tennis in your barefeet? Or even better, in pants that are sooo low and falling down that your ass crack is hanging out? I’m sorry, but you can’t run that way. AND, you are distracting other players… Maybe that was strategy? I don’t know, but it was some nasty ass. Not even remotely good to look at ass….
It’s a growing, yet alarming, trend. I’ve noticed it a lot lately. It’s not just for teenage boys, gangstas and Britney Spears anymore, either. Last week at the doctor’s office I saw numerous moms with ass crack. One lady was so bad, you could almost see her Suzie. Seriously. And she bent over repeatedly. Don’t you think she could feel the breeze back there???? I mean, come on, you have to know when you’re ass is hanging out so much that you are almost giving a crotch shot.
And, while we’re speaking of asses and/or cracks in asses, poor little Baby Henry’s fanny is just awful from all the antibiotics and the constant shitting that they cause. His diaper rash is terrible and he has several little bloody cracks everywhere. It makes diaper changes a million times less fun than they already were. Ouch. I called the doctor and she is calling in something for it. I know he wants to punch me in the nose everytime I lay him on the changing pad. Poor baby… Maybe we can get it taken care of.
And, maybe, just maybe, the world will wisen up to the repulsiveness that is ass crack exposure and we can all stop staring.