Thank You for C-Sections…

Apparently, this behemoth baby already weighs over 6 pounds.  (6 pounds, 3 ounces is what they “measured” him at, to be exact.)  YIKES.  Thank god I’m not pushing his big ass out. 
Anyone want to make some guesses as to what this big ole Thanksgiving turkey will weigh when he actually does come out???  My vote [...]

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Hi, My Name Is Shannie…

Remember me? No? Well, that’d be my own damned fault.
Let’s do another round of “Shannie Sucks So We’re Having Yet Another Boring Random Shit Post,” shall we?
Everywhere I go people rush over, all worried and concerned, and ask me if I need help or if I need them to call someone for me…  I’m that.damn.big. And I’m [...]

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