SURPRISE!!!!!

Well, don’t expect too much, it’s just a funny.  But, a damn good funny!  Enjoy! 
This reminds me that I am seriously overdue at the eye doctor…  But, we all know it’s not like the Mister has to worry about me mistakenly giving the gearshift a b.j…  How awful though, if I were too finally help [...]

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Lost: Mojo

Has anyone seen it?  Because if I’m going to keep this train rolling, I need to find it.  With a quickness…  I’m losing steam.
(By the way, I can no longer blame it on morning sickness all day sickness…  My superflyWonder Woman wrist bands have been removed (those lovely sweat band looking accupressure bands that cause [...]

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Not Sure Which Is Worse…

Well…  Actually, I do, but this is still pretty damn bad.
According to My Hero (aka The Exterminator,) the culprit was probably this:

But, if you happen to live in the South, they look more like this:

And they’re not called roaches, they’re called Palmetto Bugs.  You know we Southerners have to make everything nicey-nice…  Palmetto Bug sounds so [...]

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Holy Rat Shit, Batman!

Okay, so I think most of you know what a seriously beyond belief OCD germaphobe worry wart I am, especially when pregnant…  Right?  I’m seriously a FA-reak.  Not exaggerating in the least.  Unfortunately.
So…  With that being said, I’m having one of my paranoid freak out moments.  Like a very looong moment…  Like one that lasted [...]

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