It’s This or Nothing…

But, at least it’s hilarious…  Seriously fucking hilarious.  You’re gonna laugh your asses off… 
Texts from Last Night
I promise to try and spread some comment love today.  And possibly put up something funny of my own writing.  (No I’m not…  Who am I kidding?  I’m going to continue to lay on the couch in my pjs, [...]

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I Knew It!

When dropping Avery off this morning, her teacher said she wanted a private word with mommy…  I thought, uh-oh…  But, she leaned in, with a giant grin on her face, and said, “I just wanted to tell you how proud we were of her Friday for sticking up to Sam.  I wanted to call you and [...]

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Eureka! Why Didn’t I Think Of That???

Yesterday was one of those days where I felt like all I did was get onto the kids…  Especially Avery.  I was not feeling well at all, and found myself on the couch most of the day begging them to be quiet… 
Anyway, I was not at my best and I had a very short fuse.  Avery [...]

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I’m Still Here…

How many posts like this have I put up lately???  Please do return.  The first trimester is nearly over and, hopefully, I’ll be back to my old self…  Nausea and narcolepsy be gone!  Maybe I’ll try and come up with something worth reading to put up this afternoon…  We’ll see.  I’m not promising anything…

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And the Winner Is…

Only a day late…  About damned time, huh?
Congratulations!  Yay! 
That was fun!  We’ll have to do it again next year…  Thanks for participating, everyone.  And for making me feel extra super special loved.  That kicked ass. 
I’d also like to thank the water-logged and extremely tired Mister for helping me with my technical difficulties (that were most [...]

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Minor Technical Difficulties…

The winner has been drawn, via video, which will be up and running as soon as it will freaking upload.  DAMNIT.  Can’t it just be easy people?  Wait ’til you hear about the day we’ve had…  Seriously. 
Stay tuned.
ETA:  It will now have to wait until after gymnastics.  This has been one big CF of a [...]

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Tomorrow, Monday the 20th, 4pm EST…

That’s the time to be here, folks! 
Good luck!  The turnout has been freaking awesome and I can’t wait to see who wins!  And it’s not too late to do the whole panties on your head video for some extra entries…  Just sayin’.
See ya then!  Have a great Monday morn.

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Happy ERD!

For those new people out there (that are here because they love me, and that’s the only reason…  right?  right???), Friday is ERD, or Early Release Day…  Meaning the Mister gets home early and releases me from my duty as sole daytime caretaker of the House of Insanity.  (Or is supposed to.)  I love ERD.  Especially [...]

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And Because I’ve Got Nuttin’…

Hair Bows and Guitar Picks tagged me with a photo tag…  And since I seriously have nuttin’ today, I’m going to do it.  This tag asks you to post a picture of yourself right now.  Um…  Do you know how lovely I look right now?  Um, not very…  But, since I really have nothing else, I’m getting [...]

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I Got Nuttin’…

Besides nausea…

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