Happy ERD!

(And that’s number two.  I got distracted and forgot to take the picture…)
You’ll be happy to hear that today actually is an ERD!  (Early Release Day, for those of you that aren’t in the know.  It’s like the EVOO of Shannieland.  Except EVOO is stupid and ERD isn’t…  The Mister comes home early on Fridays…  [...]

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Good As New…

Sort of.
*drumroll, please………………..*

That’s the after.  (Those are some mad repair skillz I’m rocking there, people.) 
Wait til you see the befores.  It’s just awful.  You may want to shield the eyes of any boob, or chicken breast, lover around you.  It’s that bad.

That slit under the “nipple” is where it exploded.  And then the whole other side [...]

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The Mysterious Case of the Exploding Tit…

Wow.  All this boob talk lately…  Boobs are the new “it” topic.  (Click here and here for more tittie talk.  My girls Coco and Shannon started the boobie blogging bandwagon.  Hop on board.  Boobs are cool.)
So, if you all have read this blog long enough, or clicked the above links and read the comments, you know [...]

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Gotz A New Plan, Stan

And it’s to drink less, exercise more.  That’s it.  Sounds simple right?  So why am I scared as hell? 
I am seriously starting today.  No ifs, ands, or buts about it.  No more butts.  Nope.  I’m aiming for no butt at all. 
Today, my goal is to drink nothing.  Or at least no beer.  I can’t have [...]

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The Witching Hour…

Has begun.  About an hour and a half early today.  Yay.
Why couldn’t my wine shipment come early?
It’s been a great day thus far, it just has the potential for the afternoon to turn south.  Quickly.  However,  I told myself I wasn’t going to drink anything this week in an effort to lose some weight.  I think [...]

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Conversations With Avery…

A little history, in case I haven’t mentioned it, among many allergies, we discovered Henry is allergic to chocolate…  It’s not like he’s allergic as in need an epi-pen stat allergic, but certain foods make his severe eczema flare up.  Severe eczema is pretty bad.  So is being allergic to chocolate…  Hopefully, he’ll outgrow it.
So, [...]

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My Two Obsessions Have Collided…

I’ve been dreaming of Vampires lots lately, but last night’s dream takes the cake…
We were not only Vampires, we were Vampires at Disney… 
Now, if they could only drink booze…  I’d be popping sleeping pills by 7pm.  A drunken romp with Edward in Cinderella’s Castle?  Mmmmm….  Hell, I may be popping them at 6…

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Avery’s Big Announcement…

She told her whole class yesterday that she had an announcement…  And proudly reported to them all that she’s having a baby sister!
Um, wha???  News to me.
The teacher came out to put her in the car and whispered, “Are you pregnant???” 
My mind came to a screeching halt.  Um, no.  I am not.  I most definitely am not.  And, why do you [...]

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Reason Number 4,765 On My Why I Don’t Go To Church List Is…

So, we were having a conversation last night after dinner and multiple cocktails with friends about what to give up for Lent…  They were debating back and forth and it went something like this…
Her:  “Hey, why don’t we give up on avoiding the family?  I know there are some crazies, but we could all learn to [...]

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Cheers!

And, please be sure to take note of the Mickey watch that now adorns my wrist…

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