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Archive for January, 2009

The Interview…

Okay, these interview questions came to me from Cristin, at Tiptoeing Through the Tulips.  I love her madly and she seriously came up with some rocking questions for me… 
Cristin, thanks! 
1.  What famous person’s house would you most like to decorate and why?

Martha Stewart’s, of course, so I could show that bitch how it’s really done. 

2.  If [...]

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ERD Appropriate…

I need this button on my sidebar.

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ERD!

Probably won’t be much of an ERD today..
The Mister got his car stuck in the mud yesterday afternoon.  Deep down in some woods.  He sent me a pic of his car, titled ”The Genius Mister.”  (Well, he used his real name, not Mister.  We don’t go around the house calling him “Mister.”)  He went to check on a [...]

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Dear Edward,

Could you please ask Jasper to come by and calm my kids down?  I’d greatly appreciate it.  Also, if you could ask Alice to look into the future and tell the Mister that it means absolutely nothing that Henry enjoys wearing tu-tus and princess shoes, I’d be forever in your debt.  (And we could mean [...]

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Know What This Means?!?!?

In seven days we will be at DISNEY!  Yay!  We will actually be leaving in six days, but seven ’til we are in the park!  In the park with me bawling my eyes out and taking way to many pictures.
We have so much to do between now and then.  Including finding some shoes that make [...]

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I Have No Words…

Well, maybe a few… 
This is supposed to be a Super Bowl Commercial…

Huh?
Okaaaaaayyyyyy…..
What.the.fuck?!?!
Does that turn people on???
Dayum, that’s a big ole bunch of broccoli!
What.the.fuck?!?!?
Um, what are you going to do with that pumpkin???
Huh?
Whaaaa????
I don’t get it…
And this is a commercial?  On regular cable?  That my kids might see???
You’re kidding, right????
I’m confused…
Seriously???
Whaaa???
And, those [...]

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How did he do this? 
At first, when I opened the video, I was thinking, Huh?  Wtf is Tommy Lee doing running around a grocery store???
I’m not usually one to pick things apart and analyze them…  But, I do it with magic tricks.  They fascinate me.  And, I’m especially skeptical when it’s a video like this and [...]

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Friday Search Term Fun…

It’s been a while… 
Here are the winners of this week’s Weirdo Award:
a bit much (Yeah, it can be at times…  That’s why I drink…  And why my brother writes letters.  And drinks…)
whereismyfreakinmind  (Ha!  Someone is googling me…  More than just once, too!  Go, Shannie.  Go, Shannie.  Go, Shannie.)
the pipe cleaner shannie  (Okay, who is doing this?!?!  [...]

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Happy ERD!

YAY for Early Release Day!
I thought some of you  might enjoy a funny video this morning…  (Not that I made, I’ll get on that this weekend.  You all know how much I suck.)
And check back in a bit for some Friday Search Term Fun…  It’s been awhile.  (Again, the suckability reigns supreme…)

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Does This Mean I’m Lazy?

Probably…
Am I the only one that has a certain dish or cup that stays in the dishwasher multiple cycles???  Because there is some funk stuck on it and you just don’t want to have to fool with scraping it off yourself?  You’d rather run it through the dishwasher, oh, say, thirty times? 
Yes?  That does make me [...]

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