I’ll Tell You What Is NOT Fun…

That would be puking your guts out from too much red wine like you’re  a teenager, then getting up with a raging headache on New Year’s Eve.  No, that would not be any fun at all…
Red wine is my mortal enemy this morning…
ETA:  But, we had a blast last night binging…

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Binging Is Fun…

In case you didn’t know… 
Hello, my name is Shannie and I love to binge.  I’m binging like hell on the most fattening foods I can find and on massive amounts of alcohol.  My binge will not end until the 2nd of January.  So between now and then, I’m cramming everything I can find in my [...]

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I Still Get To Be Lazy…

For now, anyway.  We have to reassess in a few months.
His eczema went schizo and changed personalities…  It went from regular ole eczema to papular eczema.  So now my handsome baby boy is covered in bumps from head to toe.  Sometimes they’re all red, but most of the time they’re not.  So it looks like [...]

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My Fingers Are Crossed…

Because I may have totally jinxed myself.
I typed this last February in a blog entry:
Along with all of the ten thousand million things I have to do to prepare for our weekend out of town, I have decided to be rather ambitious and bake and decorate Valentine’s cookies for Avery’s entire preschool class.  Except for [...]

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Santa Showed You His What?!?!?!?

Pervy Santa was given to us by my step-mother and it’s absolutely disturbing adorable…  You push a button and he pulls his coat open to reveal his old, wrinkly genitals to unsuspecting little children his tummy opens up to reveal a little Christmas house that spins and it recites “The Night Before Christmas.” 
(Click here to see [...]

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The Most Pictures You’ll Ever See In One Blog Post…

Christmas Picture Extravaganza…  If you don’t like pictures, especially pictures of Christmas decorations, you might want to skip this post.  Being the decorator that I am, Christmas gives me a wonderful excuse to play and have fun with decor…  Although, I do admit, I didn’t do nearly as much as I usually do this year…  [...]

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The Fairy Princess Tree…

Avery kept seeing this pink tree on our many visits to our friendly neighborhood Walmartz and said it was a must have item… My mom obliged. So, the pink tree has been sitting in her room virtually undecorated. Well… I decided to faint-see it up…

Here are some more shots (and check out her cute little [...]

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Fricking Fracking…

This fricking fracking blog…  I swear.  I just keep adding to my stress by disappointing!  No posts for days…  Dumb, boring posts when you do get one…  I better get on the ball.  Or else. 
Blogicide. 
I hereby vow to you, my faithful readers, to be a better blogger in the New Year.  To re-establish my relationship [...]

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Kodak Moments…

This little dude is pretty smart…

This dude is not…

Nor is this couple…

Thank god for photoshop.

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Christmas Cheer…

Who has it?  ME, ME, ME!
Who doesn’t?  Oh, but there are a few of these assholes out there…  We won’t talk about them just yet…  (I’ll get to them, though, don’t worry.  And I have a great saying for them to take to heart…  If you’re going to be turd, go lay in the yard.)
While [...]

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