Little Miss Grown Up…

I swear Avery just asked Baby Henry what in the world was wrong with him, was he drunk?  And isn’t three entirely too young to be saying that something is ”fweakin’” her out???  What the hell is happening to my baby girl???
Holy hell, let me pray to all gods that will listen that she is better than [...]

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These Are Always Fun…

Let’s play a game of Ask Shannie Anything…  I may not answer, but I’ll try my best.  And I pinky swear to answer honestly. 
This should be fun…  Now, ask away!
(I love reading these on other blogs!  We can also play a round of Ask the Mister…  I think that’d be a great way for him [...]

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Cardboard Boxes, Wrapping Paper And…

Tampons???

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The Random Tag…

Shannon, at More Wine Please, tagged me a few days ago…  And since I’ve got nuttin’ today, I’m doing it…  Although, I really do like tags.  I always find them interesting to read, but I have a hard time coming up with stuff for my own…  This one is supposed to be seven random/odd things about [...]

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Everyone’s Gym…

Try making a three year old understand that when you go to a birthday party at My Gym, you aren’t going to a birthday party at literally my gym…  As in Mommy’s gym… 
Anytime we go to My Gym for a party, she calls it Your Gym.  As in mine, like mommy’s…  I always laugh and tell [...]

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Friday Search Term Fun

Here’s the link to last week’s… 
And today’s winners are:
henry hodini (learn.to.spell.)
japanese game show +rape (I’m so, so disappointed in these freaks.  And scared for society.)
buttgina (A brilliant term coined by none other than our very own Dr. G!  That has to be one of the funniest terms ever!  Here’s where I’ve used it…  Now see if you [...]

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I Have To Please My People…

Sorry, Mister.  The people asked, so I shall deliver…
Okay, I really, really don’t think he thought I’d let it stay up, it’s BAD.  I made the first paragraph disappear, but I think you crafty bloggers can figure out how to read it…  The Mister’s reputation may get tarnished for this!  But, he asked for it!!!!  And, [...]

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The Mister’s Blog Entry…

Hopefully, NONE of you got to see the very funny (but very naughty) blog entry the Mister had up for, oh, three minutes last night…  It was way out of character for my shy, sweet little hubby.  It contained a little more info than even I like to share…  And that’s a lot…  
I was quite surprised when he actually [...]

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Avery Just Suggested…

That we sell Baby Henry to the gypsies…

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Today’s To Do List…

Clean house for sitter (2 small kids + busy, no cleaning mom = a big fucking disaster.)
Haul kids back to mall to find outfit that I didn’t find yesterday (which will take at least two hours out of my day…)
Possibly take Henry to the doctor (I’m not complaining if he needs to go, but if he does [...]

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