To All My LA Friends…

And TX & MS, and everyone else that may be in Gustav’s way…  Take care and good luck.  GO AWAY, Gustav.  The poor NOLA folks do NOT need you. 
Thinking of all of you.

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Who AM I???

I’ve been gettin’ it done, folks… Scratching stuff off that to-do list (but still no bj for the Mister…)  I’m working on removing a border in the kitchen this morning.  I’ve already pulled it down and now I’m trying to get the glue off.  (NOT a fan of border, but the builder’s decorator put it [...]

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Friday Search Term Fun

tiptoe through the tulips singing hippo (huh?)
back full swing (again, huh?)
hiphopopotamus (this shows up all the time, almost daily…  check it out here.  watch the video.)
feel back about myself (does this make sense to you?)
grease and alcohol (of course grease absorbs alcohol.  we all know that.)
what absorbs alcohol? (grease, you dumbass.)
ass surgery round (okay, what [...]

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Happy Friday To You!

ERD Happy Dance…  And Looong Weekend Happy Dance… 
What all do you guys have planned for the weekend?  We have a whole lot of nothing.  Avery has a birthday party, but my mother-in-law is doing that…  Hopefully I can be semi-good and not totally blow my diet on dips and beer.  I’m such a sucker for dips [...]

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WTF?

Avery just jumped out of my lap saying “OUCH! Mooooommmmyyyy, the hair on your legs hurtses me!” 
What.the.hell.is.up?  Matchbox cars down the plumber’s crack and now my legs are too hairy.  Guess I need to pay more attention to my looks.  Even if I never leave the house.  My three-year-old might notice.

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Pwing-Wons… It’s What’s for Breakfast.

Recipe brought to you by Chef Princess Avery…
Pwing-Wons
Bread
Sugar
Tomatoes
Strawberries
Ketchup
Peanuts
Pinecones
You must have a Fisher Price “Ball Wikch” to cook this delightful meal.  (No idea what that means…  As you can tell, Avery likes to make words up…  It’s some jungle house thing that you play with those roll-a-round balls with…) 
You take your ingredients and shove them all [...]

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Time To Go Shopping…

It’s probably time for me to go buy myself some new clothes…  First clue was yesterday when every time I bent down or sat on the floor or whatever, Avery ran a matchbox car down my buttcrack.  I don’t know how she kept up with that little car all day long, but she did…  And [...]

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Gotta Love Wine Club Delivery…

How bad is it that Avery calls our UPS delivery guy “The Wine Man”????

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Tuesday Japanese Gameshow Night…

It’s that time again… Japanese Gameshow Tuesday with the Gs. (Although, we haven’t watched any Japanese gameshows since the very first night we did this…) And it’s at our house tonight… So…. I’m drinking wine, straightening the house and preparing dinner.
The Gs are those friends, though, that you don’t have to really clean up [...]

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Ummm…. Not Just NO…

But…  You know the saying.
I hate to inform Avery that she needs to get off her “really wanting a baby sister” kick…  NOT happenin’ until she starts minding and Henry stops rubbing pee in his hair.  Sorry, kiddos. 
And then it still may not happen.

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