Should I discourage Avery from naming her imaginary, hula dancing big sister “Douche?”
WTF? Where Does She Come Up With This Stuff???
July 25, 2008 by shannie
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This is even funnier now I have am into a bottle of wine. Totally out of this world. Um, does she refer to them in public? If so, I would say yes you should discourage it. That could lead to some very strange looks at Wal-Mart.
HOLY SHIT (see I say it all the time) That is hillarious and not good! I think maybe there is some hidden language in Yo Gabba, and Little Einsteins, and Dora… that we cannot hear, but the wee ones can understand.. and its teaching our children foul language, and the creators are just sitting back laughing their non children having asses off!
Isnt that rational?
Like Deigo probably calls Dora a douche all the time!
Is this what I have to look forward to x3? If so, will you take one of my Triplets?
Dana, she just made it up tonight… Let’s hope her new sister, first name Douche, last name Bag… Or Massengale… is never referred to in public! EVER.
Shannon, is that what you told your hubby??? LMAO! I agree, though… Douche, shit, gd, all of them… They’re learning them all from SOMEWHERE.
Jen, yes, you have so muuuuch to look forward to! Just wait… TIMES FUCKING THREE! (She has TRIPlETS everyone… Have you started drinking heavily yet???)
ha! ha! the things kids come up with. classic.
This morning Avery tells me that she has a new baby – Doda – this one is a boy. And then she said she was getting a Henry too. Too cute…but Doda? Their creative little minds at work. And Doda is imaginary….she has to tell me where he is so I don’t sit/step on him.
I love that her imaginary friend is a hula dancer!
That is so freaking hilarious!!! It’s funny enough that she’s a hula dancer… but Douche!! If that were my child, she’d get so many laughs every time she said Douche, there’s now way she’d go with another name….
And Yo Gabba Gabba is the worst… I have a very dirty post planned about that show…
Oh dear…A healthy imagination…I’d ignore it. She must be the middle child…