It became a dumping ground. And, I’m coming off of my vacation high… I have no energy. All I want to do is sleep. Is there some sort of methadone type thing for this? What can I do to give me some zip? Caffeine? No, I need something hardcore… Maybe ephedra?? Is that even still legal????
Maybe a call from a friend saying she is coming to visit… With booze. I think that’s about the only thing that could light a fire under this lazy ass. And, it would have to be a significant amount of booze… Or I’d just ignore the doorbell… (Like I’ve already done twice today. Seriously… And, made Avery stand in a non-viewable from the front windows or doors area of the house… While we played the “whisper game…”)
And, now that I think about it, I’m even too lazy and tired to drink… Yeah, I’d probably just ignore the bell.
Too tired to drink! Who are you and what have you done with Shannie?
Well, an invite to happy hour did the trick! I’m back and ready to drink, drink, drink! (The house is still a disaster, though… We got in late and just piled everything in from the car… It’s still sitting in the exact same spots. I suck.)