The Hiphopopotamus…

While I was singing a tone-deaf lullaby to the kids last night, I thought of the Hiphopopotamus… 
We like to make up words to songs around here and I was singing to the tune of “Rockabye Baby” (sort of…)  I replaced the words with stuff about not being afraid of scary hippopotamus shadows (it’s either those damn [...]

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One Book, Two Book, Fun Book, New Book…

I made the Mister read my last blog entry, thinking he’d find it funny.  He sat there straight faced reading…  I don’t ask him to read that much, and I only expect minimal chuckles when he does read… But, stone-faced and unlaughing?  Ummm, no.  Unacceptable.
When I asked him what the problem was, he said, “Nothing.”  [...]

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Ass, Ass and More Ass…

Something about this blog and asses…
Without naming any names, a very modest, very reclusive certain someone is having ass surgery today.  Which I have had great fun with…  I mean, you have no idea how much fun I’ve had with it… 
Actually, the procedure is over and all is well…  Butt (hehe,) it was a five [...]

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Thank God I Have Waterproof Mascara…

Shannon, over at More Wine Please, has given me another Blog Award!  I just don’t know what to say…  Shannon, I love you…  I’m breaking down again…  *sniff*sniff*  Hang on…  I need a tissue…  The House of Crazy is listening to me do a happy dance right now!  Thanks so much!

If you haven’t checked her out, [...]

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And the Best Mom of the Day Award goes to…

NOT me.
Vomit in a can…

and…
Vomit in a jar…

It’s what’s for dinner…
(Don’t ask me why this vile crap is in my house.  It must have been one of those odd impulse buys of the Mister’s.  Whatever the reason, Avery begged and I relented.  And, they cleaned their plates.  I think I’m may be sick.)

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You’d Think…

With a week of nothing, I could spend some time blogging…  But, nooooo…  What is it about having NOTHING to do that makes you have so freaking much to do?  Avery is in ”mommy””mommy”mommy,” “play with me””play with me””play with me” mode and I am actually doing some stuff around the house.  I manage to work [...]

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The Week of Nothing….

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(Yep, that’s what my calendar looks like this week…  It’s blank.  HOT DAMN!  I cannot frickin’ believe it!)

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For Your Benefit… And Mine…

Input is needed from my faithful (and not so faithful) readers, please…
I’ve been doing some reading up on RSS feeds, getting the latest blog entries via email, etc…  and I’m still confused.  I don’t subscribe to any RSS feeds (although, I did today, just to see what would happen…) and I don’t get anyone’s blog updates [...]

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Talks of the Tabooooo….

The Mister advised me against putting this here, but it’s just too freaking funny not to.  I think most of my readers are smart enough not to get offended…  If by chance you are, too bad!  (Just kidding, I really am sorry.  Sort of.) 

(Oh, and for the record, I do believe [...]

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I Wants It!

If you haven’t already checked out The Secret is in the Sauce, you need to do so!  Everybody’s doin’ it…  (Peer pressure, peer pressure…)  I know I’ve talked about it before, but it’s really and truly awesome!  It’s a blog dedicated to helping us generate traffic to our blogs…  And, in turn, get more comments.  [...]

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