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Archive for June, 2008

Dear Nosy Neighbor #2,

Stop coming around and fishing for info…  It’s waaaaay obvious.  Just come out and ask what you want to ask.  I won’t tell you anything, but at least I’ll respect you.  Thanks.
Sincerely,
Your Annoyed Neighbor

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The Mister is out of town.  I know I’ve told you all about my irrational fear of being alone overnight…  I’m a total freak about it.  And it certainly hasn’t been helped at all by the new neighbor across the street who is listed on the National Registry of Sex Offenders… To say the least.
 

My normal Mister [...]

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MIA…

I’ll probably not be around much today…  My funny is broken.  Temporarily, anyway… 
Be back soon.  Have a great day! 

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The Sitter…

My mother-in-law set up a sitter for me.  A sitter that can’t drive, and lives 45 minutes away…  A sitter to come every Friday for the day.   For the day, people. 
Firstly, what do I do all day every Friday?  Fold clothes?  Sleep?  Go to a movie? I mean, seriously…  I’ll feel really weird being here [...]

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Sickos.

Okay, there have been several hits today from JJ’s Home Pee or something…  Apparently it’s a site dedicated to women peeing.  Like to get off on it, I guess.  And, there is an automatically generated possibly related post link to my blog.  An entry about Avery and potty training.  I’ve already changed the title on some [...]

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Okay…

Looking at the picture of that big, giant, pathetic fucking “laundry basket” has made me decide to spend the whole morning in there doing something about it.  I would love to bring it in the den where the kids are, but folded clothes and small children don’t mix…  And, frankly, the damn thing is just [...]

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Unfortunately….

I wasn’t kidding…
 

 

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Watch Out World…

I feel like June Cleaver today…  I put a roast and veggies in the crockpot (I never cook anymore.  Ever.  So, crockpot meals still count as me cooking.  Hell, that’s me slaving…,)  I mopped the floor, I have already straightened the house, my hair is brushed, my teeth are brushed…  Shit, I’m productive today. 
Having a [...]

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Don’t you wish you could do this to some of those annoying, oblivious drivers out there…

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