Heeeeeeeeeelp Meeeeeeeee……

Please….  I promise to provide lots of adult beverages…  
Edited to add:  What if I throw some Xanax in there, too???  (My mom is coming tonight, so it’d be the good ones…)  Or offer up the Mister’s services for some yard or home maintenance?  I would even be willing to get nekkid, if that’s your thing…  [...]

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Drumroll, please…..

I still have to put some new trim on the curtains to add some bright color, and hang a couple of things, and just add some little finishing touches…  But, here is the big girl bedroom, almost fully complete:
The crafting/playdoh/art area:

Ignore that my child looks like a little white trash child:

Ignore that there is shit piled [...]

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One Down, A Zillion To Go…

I finished the big girl room!  Well, for the most part, anyway…  I’ll put up some pics as soon as we get back from the store.  I’m out of wipes, pullups, babyfood, formula and beer.  All of the essentials…
Edited to add:  I promise to put up some pics in the a.m….  I am waaaay tired…  Yeah, [...]

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Dear Imagination Movers,

Please, in the name of all that is holy, stop trying to rap.  Numbers In A Bag is not such a cute kids’ song.  Sorry.  It’s just annoying and it makes me cringe.  You, my friends, are NOT rappers. 
Sincerely,
A mom that really wants to like you…

ETA:  I’m trying hard to find this video so that you, [...]

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Touched By His Noodly Appendage…

That’s what I said to the Mister when I showed him Avery’s latest “art project.”  It either looks like the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who the Mister obviously doesn’t know much about, or an eye.  A monster eye.  Or mitochondria…  Anyway, when I said that about being touch by a noodly appendage, he looked at me with [...]

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Must.Have.Help.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Can someone please come to my house and punch me in the face and tell me the next time I do something like this before a party, I’m getting bundled in a sack and beaten with baseball bats.  Actually, I would opt for that at this moment if getting the shit beaten out of [...]

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Oh.My.Lord.I’ve.Lost.My.Mind.

If I didn’t know before, I certainly know now…
Nothing like a party to make you get stuff crossed off your list. However, something about a party also makes me start all these crazy new lists… Putting waaaay too much on myself and the Mister. We already had ten thousand million things to do before Saturday (like [...]

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Cute and Naughty

The Sand Monster…
 
And this is what you find when it gets too quiet… Good thing she didn’t use it all… That was momma’s diaper rash cream…

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Hmmm…

I love looking at my blog stats and seeing what people typed into a search engine to find me…  It never fails to crack me up.  Today I see that someone searched for “human baby for sale” and got here. 
You should have stumbled up on me about two weeks ago, we may could have worked [...]

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Beach Trip Fun

The trip was great!  Apart from my chaffing…  The kids had a blast.  They loved the sand and the ocean.  Henry must have especially loved the sand, because he ate it by the fist full.  His diapers have been rather nice…  Not sure how he avoided the sand burn…  But, glad he did because that [...]

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